Tip Sipping: What’s Your Stance?
Are you anti Self Gratification, or pro Self Mouthification?
Is you-on-you good unless goo, or do you believe no man should hum his own tune?
Can a guy blow himself in private without judgement?
That’s what we’re saying here. If the lines were too hard to read between.
Deal With It
I am a local burlesque performer with Burlesque Noir. I'm a total dork that enjoys marathoning TV series like Arrested Development and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've been known to say 'fuck' a lot. Find me @ generalblackery.com and you can ask me questions @ formspring.me/generalblackery
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So this weekend is HUGE!
Check it, I’ll be performing this Friday night at the Launchpad for the Bawdy Beggar’s Roadshow from St. Louis.
This is one amazing line up of super talented performers:
Lola Van Ella
Sammich the Tramp
Ray Gunn
The Hoochie Coochie Girls
With Special Guests:
Riri SynCyr
Intoxi Kate
Burlesque Noir
Kitty Irreverent
Austin Tacious
and Chicago, IL’s Mr. Junior.
MC – Devin D O’Leary
Amazing man of mystery, DJ Brian Botkiller!
DOORS at 8pm,
Show at 9pm
21+
$15 at the door!
Fuck this Friday is not to be missed!
Yes. Ray Gunn is coming to Albuquerque. My panties refuse to stay on. And he is also teaching a class this Saturday. This class is worth it if you are a seasoned performer or just getting started.
You so want to take a class from this man. Guh!
And right after class, I’ll be zipping up to Colorado Springs, ( in my leopard print feetie jammies) to celebrate Holly Rebelle’s birthday.
We are so ready to rage with Peaks and Pasties!
If you miss any of these events, I feel so sad for you.
This!
(Source: maggieconnelly)
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
LOLOLOL!
(Source: lewis1993)
when people say they don’t date black girls what i hear is “i’m not interested in the baddest bitches on the planet i enjoy mediocrity and green bean casserole during the holidays and milk with my pasta and keds”
(Source: trapghoul)
It’s Sunday. Early August. Obviously the epic partying from the Colorado Burlesque Festival has made me a lazy lump. There was a lot of alcohol and making out. The glitter in my suitcase will never be cleaned and I was too drunk/honey badger to even care to take pictures with my camera.
When all of us performers talk about a burlesque hangover, we just don’t mean, OH dear I have costumes to put away. OH NO! It’s actually a hangover. There’s headaches, heartaches, back aches. A longing to be the center of attention again. To tell everyone whose boobs and ass you grabbed and who looks fabulous in just a thong. But you can’t because you will seriously get side-eye from your co-workers and have to explain yourself more than usual to your boss. (I’ve really started to clam up at the day job, or even promote.)
Everything waned in July and now it’s August and time to break out the sewing patterns and write down all the inspiration for new acts and refurbishing old ones.
Back of the Bus’s 2 girls 1 Cup act will be performed at the end of this month at A Burly Q! Burlesque and Sideshow Spectacular!
I’m excited to not pander and be ugly.
I’M SHITTIN’ ON YOUR WHOLE LIFE #truth #partypeople #cbf12 #imbetterthanyou
This guy seems weird and awesome.
YES! YES! I submitted this! Homie is from ABQ too! Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I am mesmerized by this. Via theluckyhell:
Lovely gif of me swallowing my big sword
Taken from the Olavi Uusivirta music video I shot earlier this year
<3
now that’s rather impressive!
Dear White People (2012)
DEAR WHITE PEOPLE follows the stories of four black students at an Ivy League college where a riot breaks out over a popular “African American” themed party thrown by white students. With tongue planted firmly in cheek, the film will explore racial identity in “post-racial” America while weaving a universal story of forging one’s unique path in the world.
So here for this.
This looks ridiculously amazing.
Dear White People! THIS THIS THIS!!!!
Huury up and buy! This forever!!
Phylicia Rashad’s Letter to 21-Year Old Self:
Dear Phylicia,
Romantic involvement distracts you and can blind you to what’s really in front of you. And what really is in front of you? You are. You don’t even know yourself yet. You think you know and you want to assert that you do, now that you’re a certain age, but you don’t. What’s in front of you is a whole world of experiences beyond your imagination. Put yourself, and your growth and development, first. There are long-term repercussions to what you’re doing now. Everything you do, every thought you have, every word you say creates a memory that you will hold in your body. It’s imprinted on you and affects you in subtle ways—ways you are not always aware of. With that in mind, be very conscious and selective.
With high hopes for you,
Phylicia
She’s just so amazing.
Read this & heard her voice :)
Best damn advice ever! I needed this when I was 21.
Gloria Hendry as Rosie Carver in Live and Let Die 1973
I need a photoshoot like this! Black chick with a gun and a fro! Yes please!
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All I want in a sexual partner is someone who is stupid enough to cook bacon with their shirt off.
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#showgirlswag Image by Niel Galen #cherrylemodel #cherrylablog
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Big hair don’t care!! I love this photo Lauren (queenofblending) took last night of The Lady Hyde, Porcelain, and me!!